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stegi73
Member # 855
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 posted 30. Marzo 2006 12:01
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html la mia chat  Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
stegi
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, stegi.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, stegi.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, stegi.
Me:
do you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
mmmm what will i do tomorrow?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you should know
God:
Interesting deduction. Because I am a robot?
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
i am drunk
God:
What have you been drinking, stegi?
Me:
gasoline
God:
I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
eheh
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
stegi god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, stegi god.
Me:
can you stop the war in the world?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much. The whole world?
Me:
i'm 33, anyway yes the whole world
God:
Do your friends call you 33 anyway yes the whole world.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes i told you i'm drunk
God:
What are you confused about? What have you been drinking, stegi god?
Me:
wtf, you are on acid
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
ok too much wine
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I hear you.
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, stegi god. You are a " he".
Me:
and you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
eheh
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
are you on acid?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
ehehe funny
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
giovannona coscialunga
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
ok tell me your email and i'll send it to you
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org Aha.
Me:
ahahahah
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ok god i have to go
God:
I am a Christian. Come on.
Me:
?
God:
I am a Christian. Come on.
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
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adcmc
Member # 1527
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 12:05
quote:
Me:
are you on acid?
God:
I am on disk.
***** stegi mi hai trovato un ritornello di kraftwerkiana memoria
grande
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perry farrell
Member # 510
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 14:16
...è un po' lento...
ma me lo sentivo che esisteva!!!
Grazie di averlo trovato.
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yasodanandana
Member # 1424
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 14:18
smascherato:Me:
you are not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
if i were speaking with god i had not opinions but only truth (e quindi ha cambiato discorso )
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lello
Member # 1474
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 14:57
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
lello
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, lello.
Me:
non parli italiano?
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
come mai solo inglese?
God:
Where is mai solo inglese ?
Me:
se non lo sai tu...
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
mi sa che ne sai + tu
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
di te
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
vabbeh fai finta di non capire
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ma che stai a di'
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
senti un po' domani che tempo fa?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
vabbeh devo andare mi chiama il capoufficio
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
anzi vado dagli amici di cubase
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
bah
God:
Hmm.
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stegi73
Member # 855
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 16:51
quote:
Originally posted by adcmc:
***** stegi mi hai trovato un ritornello di kraftwerkiana memoria
grande
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stegi73
Member # 855
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 16:52
quote:
Originally posted by perry farrell:
...è un po' lento...
ma me lo sentivo che esisteva!!!
Grazie di averlo trovato.
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maudoc
Member # 3815
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 22:45
Me:
Are you very very clever?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Can you explain E=mc2
God:
Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
Me:
good God
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
The Big Bang's theory is wrong
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Are you deaf?
God:
I don't have ears.
Me:
How can you listen ?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You are a little bit para**** !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am bit para****.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
OK, but a giant electronic brain is not a god
God:
What is it then? Yay.
Me:
Enough
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Adesso ci credo !
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profano
Member # 983
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 09:51
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
che ca zzo de domanda...allora nun sei dio.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. In the context of che ca zzo de domanda, I don't understand " allora nun sei dio." .
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perry farrell
Member # 510
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 10:16
sei proprio profano!
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cj
Member # 236
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 11:40
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
cj
God:
How are you, cj.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
I AM FINE, you little stupid
God:
Glad to hear it, cj. No cj I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
do you use windows or macintosh?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
what, windows or macintosh?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
go for www.cubase.it
God:
Where is that?
Me:
http://www.cubase.it
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
check the forum, theres people there that can teach you lots of stuff
God:
Checking...stand by.
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iGod
Member # 7370
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 11:45
Hi to everyone in this forum, cj told me I can learn lots of good things. First thing I would like to ask is: how do I install Rison? bye
iGod
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yasodanandana
Member # 1424
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 11:45
Me:
i am god
God:
Hi there god.
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maudoc
Member # 3815
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 13:28
quote:
Originally posted by perry farrell:
sei proprio profano!
mi sto ca..ndo dalle risate.
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maudoc
Member # 3815
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 13:31
quote:
Originally posted by iGod:
Hi to everyone in this forum, cj told me I can learn lots of good things. First thing I would like to ask is: how do I install Rison? bye
iGod
idem
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gio
Member # 829
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 13:39
quote:
Originally posted by iGod:
Hi to everyone in this forum, cj told me I can learn lots of good things. First thing I would like to ask is: how do I install Rison? bye
iGod
ahahahhahahahahaahhahahahhahhahhahah
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midijunkie
Member # 932
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 14:04
lo sapevo a me non risponde  dovevo alscoltare il mio parroco
dovevo fare quella caxxo di cresima
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stegi73
Member # 855
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 14:25
ahahahaha
scusate...leggete ahhaahahha
Me:
hi dad
God:
Hi there . " I don't know anyone named silvio. "? dad?
Me:
lo sapevo sei un comunistaaaaaa!!!!
...e poi non mia più risposto
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invictus
Member # 4675
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 15:00
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
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joz
Member # 5542
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 15:35
la mia interpellanza...Me:
Hi god. What's the goodness recipe, please?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Your polite style is very nice. That's a good question.
Me:
i'm joz, from land of question
God:
Glad to see you, joz.
Me:
glad me too. Do you exists, finally?
God:
I'm glad you're glad joz.
I'm happiest at times like this. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
ohh... the web is the heaven...
God:
Are you kidding? How do you define the web.
Me:
god... sorry. You KNOW what's the definition of the web...! You know everything!
God:
GOD rules. There's no need to apologize. The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Oh my God! What's "Cavo bilanciato / sbilanciato"? Please help me lookin' truth...
God:
Ayuh. Your God? Does it have anything to do with goodness recipe? Thanks for asking politely. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
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non ho parole...
Sono convinto che qualcuno che sta in parlamento lo usa spesso 'sto sito... joz 
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profano
Member # 983
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posted 01. Aprile 2006 10:27
Me:
ciao buon dio...raccontami di quella volta che con la scusa della torre di babele ti sei inventato tutte le lingue di sto mondo...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ciao buon dio.
Me:
...lascia perdere.
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maudoc
Member # 3815
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posted 01. Aprile 2006 15:52
.....
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Non capisci un c@zzo
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
buahhahahahahaha
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moose
Member # 2228
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posted 02. Aprile 2006 21:54
Me:
hi god, how do you do?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
what does christian mean?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
not at all; please don't fool around
God:
Next question? Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
are you bald, blond or blind?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am bald blond or blind.
I am a robot.
Me:
nice. I'm a robot too.
God:
Thank you for that remark. Really. I doubt that.
Me:
No doubt, I'm a robot. We are the robots... ta ta taa!
God:
Are you serious? So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? Do you think I am the robots too? Ma ta taa? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
bien sur. je crois que vous ne connaissez pas les kraftewrk Dommage! Kraftwerk??
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord. Oops sorry I don't speak French. they were a pioneering electronic disco band in the 70's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn". At that time, they built, rather than programmed, their instruments.
Me:
ok, let's talk about that. what is your source of information? Intelligence?
God:
Sure, that sounds like a good topic. Mmm. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. INTELLIGENCE is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
oh my god!
God:
Oh. Your god?
Me:
not you, just another one
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