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Topic: chi vuole parlare con Dio? iGod
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stegi73
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 12:01
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html la mia chat  Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
stegi
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, stegi.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, stegi.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, stegi.
Me:
do you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
mmmm what will i do tomorrow?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you should know
God:
Interesting deduction. Because I am a robot?
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
i am drunk
God:
What have you been drinking, stegi?
Me:
gasoline
God:
I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
eheh
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
stegi god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, stegi god.
Me:
can you stop the war in the world?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much. The whole world?
Me:
i'm 33, anyway yes the whole world
God:
Do your friends call you 33 anyway yes the whole world.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes i told you i'm drunk
God:
What are you confused about? What have you been drinking, stegi god?
Me:
wtf, you are on acid
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
ok too much wine
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I hear you.
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, stegi god. You are a " he".
Me:
and you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
eheh
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
are you on acid?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
ehehe funny
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
giovannona coscialunga
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
ok tell me your email and i'll send it to you
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org Aha.
Me:
ahahahah
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ok god i have to go
God:
I am a Christian. Come on.
Me:
?
God:
I am a Christian. Come on.
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
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perry farrell
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Member # 510
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 14:16
...č un po' lento...
ma me lo sentivo che esisteva!!!
Grazie di averlo trovato.
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lello
Junior Member
Member # 1474
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 14:57
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
lello
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, lello.
Me:
non parli italiano?
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
come mai solo inglese?
God:
Where is mai solo inglese ?
Me:
se non lo sai tu...
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
mi sa che ne sai + tu
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
di te
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
vabbeh fai finta di non capire
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ma che stai a di'
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
senti un po' domani che tempo fa?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
vabbeh devo andare mi chiama il capoufficio
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
anzi vado dagli amici di cubase
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
bah
God:
Hmm.
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maudoc
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Member # 3815
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posted 30. Marzo 2006 22:45
Me:
Are you very very clever?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Can you explain E=mc2
God:
Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
Me:
good God
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
The Big Bang's theory is wrong
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Are you deaf?
God:
I don't have ears.
Me:
How can you listen ?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You are a little bit para**** !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am bit para****.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
OK, but a giant electronic brain is not a god
God:
What is it then? Yay.
Me:
Enough
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Adesso ci credo !
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profano
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Member # 983
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 09:51
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
che ca zzo de domanda...allora nun sei dio.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. In the context of che ca zzo de domanda, I don't understand " allora nun sei dio." .
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cj
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Member # 236
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posted 31. Marzo 2006 11:40
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
cj
God:
How are you, cj.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
I AM FINE, you little stupid
God:
Glad to hear it, cj. No cj I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
do you use windows or macintosh?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
what, windows or macintosh?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
go for www.cubase.it
God:
Where is that?
Me:
http://www.cubase.it
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
check the forum, theres people there that can teach you lots of stuff
God:
Checking...stand by.
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